Monday, March 29, 2010

Heartfelt Future Obituaries …

Behen Mayawati: The esteemed leader of the poor and backward who on seeing no progress on the economic front for the downtrodden, swung into action and accumulated wealth in her name on their behalf. We will miss you, oh!! Humble leader!! Every landscape in UP reminds of you, as we see one or the other, of your thousands of statues in the backdrop. Only if we would have not made such a heavy garland this time and only if you would have not insisted on wearing it with out help… you would have still been with us…

Shashi Tharoor: Twitter will never be the same without you dear sir. You were not only a great writer, a respected spokes person on international affairs, a politician who believed in austerity but also a path breaking brand endorser. As a mark of respect, hence forth all policies and decisions by Indian parliament will have to be tweeted before they are implemented as laws.

Amitabh Bachchan: Sir!! You achieved immortality as an actor during your lifetime. But who knew you will be remembered more dearly for your contribution in altering the social fabric of India. You rewrote the role of Patriarch. Now all fathers must not only provide for their family but should also start a blog defending themselves and each member of their family. In your fond memory we will always remember that Aishwarya rai bachchan is a virtuous lady with no health problems; Abhishek bachchan is a good actor and Delhi-6 should have been a hit; Jaya Bachchan is a charismatic leader who should be taken seriously and Amar Singh is a saint.

Mulayam Singh Yadav: We will miss a visionary and an activist for social reforms. You were a champion in cause of women empowerment and their standing in the society. Sadly, you were also misunderstood. Many people are not even aware that you gave ticket to your daughter-in-law when your son won from both seats he represented in the assembly election. People though you were against family dynasty and giving tickets to undeserving women, but those ignorant masses did not knew you were only against these issues outside your own family. As you worthy wife take over as the leader of Samajwadi party we hope your ideologies will live on…

Rahul Mahajan: At such young age you revolutionized the society. Earlier most women were expected to marry under social pressure. But since you appeared on TV as most eligible bachelor, most parents had a change of heart. They encourage their daughters to stay single lest they end up marrying a man like you. Your death also provided a valuable lesson that mind altering substances, like all things in life should be used in moderation.

Bal Thackeray: Our news papers would have been empty and “fundamentalism” a difficult word to define, if you would have not graced the earth. You enlightened us about Mumbaikars and Mumbai lest we thought of the former as Indians and later as an Indian city. Though most mumbaikars still think they are just Indians and feel very proud of the fact, but you knew better. You also brought unexpected reactions from people. My conservative dad became an advocate of rights for people to express themselves on Valentine day seeing your workers condemn the same so harshly. By the grace of God you gave us visionary leaders like Raj Thackeray and Uddhav Thackeray to carry on your legacy.

Swamy Nityananda: We always knew only a man with such high morals connected to the higher powers will be able to solve the biggest problem of the country. You showed us the way Godman!! It was so simple, it was right there in front of us, but it took a Godman like you to show us… you taught us the lesson if we deliberate , debate , hold discussion, go to Haridwar to reflect after every…ahmmm … it will definitely apply breaks to the growing population. Swamy ji ki jai ho!!