Sunday, September 29, 2013

Found the secret for Six Pack Abs …

In creative world it’s easy and “almost” recommended to get an audience by manufacturing controversies and stirring-up-the-pot by inaccurately citing history, maligning popular leaders, talking ill about communities and religion especially the ones who will react, paint nude deities, defend ones obvious plagiarism or a simple bar brawl/road rage … oh and yes if you a big tongue, tongue dance at MTV awards ;) …Hence I am talking about Six Packs. :)

Last Tuesday I worked till wee hours in the morning and got up “early” for a crucial meeting and then drove to work for a video conference. Due to craziness at work, I decided to go any check my appearance before the video call. I gauged myself and decided that I looked “ok” despite little sleep and too much coffee. But then I noticed my outfit and got baffled. I tried very hard to remember if this was the same shirt and jeans that I wore the day before. In my exhaustion I could neither remember what I wore the day before nor remember the events from the hectic morning in order to trace where i picked up the cloths and get a clue if they were fresh or worn.

That moment I accepted that I will have to quit my job to be “magazine” pretty or “moderately fashionable”. 

So yes getting six packs of abs is not on my mind even remotely as I struggle to stay healthy, comply to my TV/words with friends/scramble with friends/Netflix/writing addiction and still pay my bills.

And as far as I know my most of regular readers … you doctors, teachers, businesspersons, managers, movie makers and IT professionals … sail on the same boat …  

Six pack abs is not a unicorn, it’s more like winners of the multi-million dollar lotto; a number small or big enough, however you see it, to constantly tease you.  Make it kind of theoretically possible but practically impossible if you are not in the business of looking good.

I don’t believe Six pack of abs will medically help me. I will die from cold when I wear cropped winter wear over my cropped t-shirt everywhere including office and church. Because if I ever get them, I ain’t hiding them… but if you know me, you will know I prefer unity. That’s the secret. J