With time everything changes, so hell and heaven have also
evolved based with new definitions of bliss & pain and of course based on some
very “soul-stirring” feedback of honest souls. With the increase in population
the “admission criteria” is much simpler now. If you have a Facebook account,
you will go to hell because you have judged, looked down upon, been arrogant of
your common sense and been a show-off ...brazenly disregarding GOD's will, hence
If (Facebook account)
{
Go to Hell
- It still is characterized by for soul wrenching torture; they have slow dial-up internet and free online movies!!
- The new dress code is all white.
- Friends and toilet paper, 2 essentials of happy living, are rationed.
- There are no weekends.
- It’s a “approval-based-lifestyle where you need others approval to exist
}
Else
{
Go to Heaven
- There are a lot of books and rain and COFFEE … and patios where you can drink coffee and read a book when it’s raining
- They decommissioned harps when they saw that Freddie Mercury was right there. Now HE Rocks heaven.
- You can choose "family plan" and bring your family and friends along
- You have a full time job and a car that never breaks down
- It’s a decision-free-lifestyle with no agony of weighing pros n cons or evaluating “what-if” situations.