So if I were to be GOD for a day (I am pretty confident of an extension); some drastic changes can be expected. Of coarse I will not be working on petty or selfish issues but towards greater good of mankind and World Peace. (The fake, well rehearsed beauty pageant smile and pose)
- People will be allowed to make plans and I will honor them if they are reasonable, in contrast to what happen now.
- Like heart and soul every one will also have a dream.
- People will hear music in the background when they fall in love to help them understand this complex phenomenon and distinguish it from similar incidences like crush and infatuation. In fact, I may just give life a background score to make it more interesting.
- They will get life lines to help them keep their relations.
- Life will have a fast forward and a rewind button.
- All money and assets will self destruct themselves every year to help people notice their ineffectuality.
- Traveler’s miles will be calculated for frequent travelers and considered for perks to encourage people go around this beautiful planet and meet new people. Traveling assists to gain knowledge and appreciate different people and culture, one of the best ways to facilitate growth of tolerance and eradicate prejudice.
- I will disassociate myself with all rivers like Ganga to do my bit for pollution control and environment.
- Six packs will be bone structure in all Homo sapiens. (I assume GOD can interfere with science and evolution). And abdomen will have no curvature or flab.
- To maintain law and order punishments would be part of nature. You do a crime and will be punishment. These will be for all types of crimes, be it heinous or petty. For example if you ogle at women your eyesight will become weak.(ummm ahmmm …bad example… may have to reconsider this one, otherwise all Indian men will go blind in no time.. whatever you got the concept)
- Like Pinocchio, people’s nose will increase length if they whine. (No. This one is to bring optimism in the most grumbling creatures in this world and not to make my small nose big. Hunh!!)
- Will definitely develop life in few other planets, Back up and business continuity is important.
13 comments:
Frankly - This was the basis for god tussi great ho I believe.. lol
hahahahaha... Just too good.... BACK GROUND score... hahahahahahaha
hmm... there's this tiny teeny little thing called free will praise the Lord which is a cherished entity. God gave it to everyone. We are where we are coz of this and am quite sure that rebooting the system (aargh this s/w engineer never dies) without remove this will make us land exactly where we're now. But alas removing free will is like making a 32 bit color palette (that's the max my system supports) into a 1 bit palette (for non s/w - this is turning a colorful picture into black and white - not even gray)
Peace is too boring for the human intellect - we cannot feel happiness without being/seeing others sad. May be we can all have a meter saying i'm happy :D so that we can recognize that we're indeed happy.
if we had a forward and rewind button - we'll always stay at scene 1 coz some bugger or the other will feel that the world is too screwed up and will want to reboot the sys (not again...)
we've twelve packs already as part of the bone system (its slightly misplaced but i guess if its kept anywhere else gravity will pull down the head)
there must definitely be life in other planets - only thing is we stink so bad that they are running light years away from us :P
would luuuuvvvvvvvvvv Six packs as part of me bone structure (STRICTLY only for ME though, baki ke liye gym hai :P ) and background score to life events wud be rockin.... :D real life meets reel life ;)
"Will definitely develop life in few other planets" jus one request on this one.. plz make em more hot lookin n attractive (current images of em not too haaat) so tat ppl who cant find pardners here can hav atleast an out of de world chance of meetin der match :P
Me approve !! u can take over for a while :D
"People will hear music in the background when they fall in love to help them understand this complex phenomenon " ....ha ha ha ha...i liked it...btw i hear music in the background all the time!! :P
"life lines to help them keep their relations."....is it going to be 911?? :P
"Life will have a fast forward and a rewind button"...All the time, I used to think why life does not have a "reverse gear"...well, my question is who will have the authority to rewind and fast forward life...is it going to be you?..Then, me not highly appreciating this :@ !! :P
"All money and assets will self destruct themselves every year to help people notice their ineffectuality." ..It happens on every 10th day of the month for me...good that you are going to do it once in an year!! :P
"abdomen will have no curvature or flab. "...really????...wow...If you are going to do this, I will be the most grateful person, MY GOD!!! :)
It was a perfect read for me pritiji...no need to say, phir bhi.."keep it up!!" :)
Any plans for aliens?
Very nicely written light read. Enjoyed every bit of it!
not good to play GOD ......
< pssst pssst ...now that the six pack problem is solved!!! can we include 'foodie perks' like travel perks... >
this is one of the best movies i seen. aur haan u write so well , wish u will become goddess then ... i am thinking of 6 pack abs
Meri sare tamanna puri ho gayi.. ab aur kya mangoon jeene ke liye.. just sone ke record banane ke liye paise mil jate ho maza hi aa jata..
May be you may also want to hire a Pet detective here in phoenix just to keep hmm on sight
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background score amazing ho jaayega
and uske saath 6 pack!! just no flab/curvature will also suffice :D
btw .. ffwd/rewind life?? see the movie 'Click' ;) and then i guess we can expect another post from u ;)
PS: click nahi dekhi n dekhni hai toh contact me :)
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