Friday, October 26, 2012

Applied Applications …


Equipped with new smartphone, my ears are all open for new phone applications in town. Today I came to know about this new application “runpee”. It tells you what is the best time to take a pee break during a movie and help you to catch up when you return back to the movie.

Seriously!!! Is there a need for it? Blessed with a good bladder and commonsense to visit the restroom before the movie, I can’t imagine the “need” for an app like this. Guess with more glaring needs already covered by the pioneers in this field, the current developers are desperate for ideas… ideas like ...

  • “FlyKill”: Keeps you in practice of killing an agile indian housefly. A real symbol of boredom, timepass and skills. Bound to be more successful then angry birds.
  • “CreativeSeed”: Provide ideas for blogs, movie concepts, painting, songs lyrics and more
  • “GoodBurn”: You type the burn from your friend gave you and it provides a better and bitter burn to respond with. Will be a big help for people who are can’t think off their cuff.
  • “ParkSpace”: Find a vacant spot in specified parking lot.
  • “Help-a-liar”: App to help you support your lies in social media. For example if you call in sick at work, the app guides you on what and when you should post on FB, twitter,my space and other sites to collaborate your lie.
  • “TearMail”: suggest how best to tear of your mail based on envelop size and address position, very useful when you are too poor to own a shredder
  • “Dress-a-nalysis”: Collaborates and supports your comments on dress of coworkers. You need a venting opportunity when you witness your not-in-shape colleague in stretch florescent green t-shirt.


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